Pregnant Mommy Hazel

We all know that a true adult baby has absolutely no earthly idea what to do with that teeny tiny little pecker between his legs. This is just one of the many, many reasons that it so greatly benefits those little ones to keep an adult baby Mommy close at hand! Other than the obvious very frequent diaper changes that stinky babies need, there is also the feedings to be done whether by breast or by bottle, and all of the extra love, snuggles, and play time that they need! Beyond that, a baby needs to be taught what to do with that hard little bump of theirs when it gets so excited that they might just burst! It is Mommy’s job to take the time to teach and talk them through learning what to do to make stickies in those thick diapers, so that they avoid the pure humiliation of hurting themselves in an attempt to do what they have no idea about. Before we get started, we have to make sure that we are all alone so that baby can focus on exactly what I tell them to do. We have to get the lights turned down low so that the darkness relaxes those little ones, because this can be a very exciting and nerve wracking experience! Once I am sure that those bottoms are thickly diapered — doubled up if I expect a big huge mess — , we can get right into it! I usually put on some nice calm music for us to relax to, and if I have a very nervous baby who just can’t calm down, I might just slip a little something special into their nighttime baba to make sure that they are nice and relaxed before we play. I teach them how to slip their hands inside of those thick, crinkly diapers and reach around until that find that little peepee. Only then can they start tugging and stroking it while it gets as hard as that little thing can get. Lucky they have a Mommy like me to show them what to do! XOXO, Barb 1-888-430-2010 Come […]