January 5, 2010

Here are Grandma's Spectacles.

Here are Grandma’s spectacles, And here is Grandma’s hat, And here’s the way she folds her hands, And puts them in her lap. Here are Grandpa’s spectacles, And here is Grandpa’s hat, And here’s the way he folds his arms, And takes a little nap. So let us be very quiet as to not wake Grandpa up because we know how grumpy he is when he doesn’t get his nap out
December 21, 2009

Naughty or Nice

Are you like this little kitty going to be on Santa’s naughty list tearing into the christmas tree now you know you don’t want to be on his bad list now do you. You my little one want to be on Sants good little baby list so you can get lots of presents and lots of diapers for that wet bottom of yours hmm we know that your a good little baby when you want to be so lets see if that can happen since it is almost Christmas time. Minnie
November 18, 2009

So Sad

Its a good thing i don’t like turkey because with a turkey looking back at me with this type of look there is no way i could eat the thing and it looking so sad i mean seriously now can you eat this poor little fellow and it looking back at you with those sad eyes maybe he just needs a good diapering is all. Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving just hope these sad little eyes doesn’t spoil it for you. He must have been having a terrible day for sure just hope it […]
October 30, 2009

Night before

Its the night before candy day when all the diapered little ones can’t sleep because they know its so close to Halloween when they can be someone they usually can’t be in the usual day to day life but your all excited because you get to dress up and have fun in those cute costumes and go door to door for that candy everyone enjoys giving out to you but you like saying treat or trick i can just hear you in that sweet voice of yours say please and thank you so have a […]
October 26, 2009

Witches

A be”witch”ing poem for the sake of the Halloween spirit. In a city, on the border Of Greenwich Harbor and Bly, Maine Lies a scene, dubbed out of order The people don’t like to explain For when nightfall finds its calling And the ground is damp with dew A strange, mist-like fog starts falling Believed from the witches brew. When the haze drifts on the hillside The scent of sulfur fills the air Streaking ‘cross the ebbing high tide Till the fog is everywhere Then the night becomes quite stoic ‘Neath the bright yellow facade […]
October 16, 2009

Halloween

Oh thats right its almost here yes Halloween is just a few weeks away then you get dress up in your costume and go trick or treating just make sure you are so very careful because we wouldn’t want you to get hurt out having fun now would we because that wouldn’t be any fun at all huh. Watch out for those ghost and gobblins they can be kind of tricky you know taking all your candy and making you wet your pants no fun is it so you see thats why you have to […]
March 18, 2009

unfairly pinched

I gots pinched yesterday. Yep, my friends and I met up for lunch, and they didn’t see my green. They didn’t give me a chance to show them my green socks, they just pinched me. I pinched back too, so I guess it’s all fine. Did you all haves a good St.Patrick’s Day? Drink lots of green beer and then tinkles in the diaper? Hehe I hope so. Katie
February 4, 2009

ab slumber party

I am all excited to haves a new baby sissy to play with. The mommies love sissies and I do too. I will share all my dwesses and hair clips, and make you very pretty. We could even have a baby girl slumber party and make you over. All you have to do is call for me and one of the other ab girls and we will party down. Don’t keep your sister waiting too long. Katie
January 21, 2009

drinking baby

My naughty brother got all drunk the other night. Of course babies aren’t supposed to drink, but he was silly drunk. So what happens after a night of drinking? Wet wet soaky diapers. I spent most of the call cleaning him up, and hearing him beg me not to tell Mommy he had gotten into her liquor cabinet. What a silly baby boy he was. Katie